http://mylitterbox.net/2008/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-semi-automatic-shotgun/ Musings On My Life As A Cat Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:16:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://mylitterbox.net/2008/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-semi-automatic-shotgun/#comment-64 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:04:31 +0000 http://thelitterbox.wordpress.com/?p=112#comment-64 Why don’t you invent a bullet-proof book? Like one made of steel or a lightweight model made of Kevlar (like the vest).
Just hold it up to stop a lead projectile heading toward your vitals at 1000+ fps. You could offer it in many genres—fiction, non-fiction, maybe even a bullet-proof Bible. Then again, I think the “Z” company might have an exclusive on that.

]]> http://mylitterbox.net/2008/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-semi-automatic-shotgun/#comment-62 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:10:02 +0000 http://thelitterbox.wordpress.com/?p=112#comment-62 Hilarious.

]]> http://mylitterbox.net/2008/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-semi-automatic-shotgun/#comment-61 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:29:09 +0000 http://thelitterbox.wordpress.com/?p=112#comment-61 Now I really don’t know what to get Tommy for Christmas…he already has a bullet proof vest from when he worked loss prevention in college. What’s a girl to do?!

]]> http://mylitterbox.net/2008/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-semi-automatic-shotgun/#comment-60 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:00:46 +0000 http://thelitterbox.wordpress.com/?p=112#comment-60 I want one of these and a concealed weapons permit.

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