Sometimes I wish I had a chauffeur. Someone to cart me around wherever I need to go, whenever I need to go there. Someone who is always waiting for me with the car door open. I imagine his name is James (because aren’t all chauffeurs named James?) And I imagine that James would know about my [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Home, James
Posted in Just Plain Fun, tagged Flat Tires, GPS, Maps on September 25, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Clumsy Is As Clumsy Does
Posted in Just Plain Fun, tagged Accident Prone, Clumsy on September 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I used to think that being organized would negate being clumsy. I believed that as long as I kept things in their place, I wouldn’t misplace keys, stumble over masses of shoes, or bang, bump, and bruise myself on corners of furniture. But I was wrong. Organization does not stop clumsiness. The two are completely [...]
